The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:
"English, poor, Franch, weak, mathematics, fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad.
"Well, dad." said the so瓧?瓨
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to e an Arctic explorer.
Father: That's fine, Bill.
Boy: But I want to go into training at once.
Father: Hoe so?
Boy: Well, I want a dollae a day for icecream so I'll get used to the cold
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up...what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't. My mum told me to go straight home.
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."