A farmer and his wife decide to sell their land so they can move to Florida and retire. A prospective buyer comes by and likes the place, but there's only one problem: He's deathly afraid of bees and, on a tour of the property, he noticed a lot of them. 瓧?瓨

There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods.The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don`t know."At that time he hears his mom calling him for lunch.He goes home and eats his lunch.Then he sees his dad on the couch. 瓧?瓨

1.They like the words. 2.Girls, at times, think that the "words" are important. 3.They can brag to their friends that they got him to do it. 4.It makes them feel all tingly to hear it. 5.Commitment/Power *evil grin* 6.He ain`t gettin ANY unless he does. 7瓧?瓨

10. A Christmas tree doesn`t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. 9. Christmas trees don`t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 8. A Christmas tree doesn`t care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 7. A Chri瓧?瓨

There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says. "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so 瓧?瓨

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, th瓧?瓨