BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. CHAINSAW CONSULTANT: An out瓧?瓨

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. CHAINSAW CONSULTANT: An out瓧?瓨

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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. 瓧?瓨

1. Let's wash the car. 2. Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? 3. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 4. You can't feed that to the dog. 5. That's enough ketchup on those eggs. 6. No kids in the back of the pickup! 7. Wrasslin's fake. 8. T瓧?瓨

1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 3. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 4. Leave cryptic messages on the typewrite瓧?瓨

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Wh瓧?瓨

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. No need to sit when you pee. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Night Football. 6. Tools. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 8. You瓧?瓨

1. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? 2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 3. How is it possible to have a civil war? 4. If God dropped acid, would he see people? 5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown 瓧?瓨

If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com" If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wess瓧?瓨

10.When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are giving you the finger. 9.The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 8.The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 7.The Zoo瓧?瓨

1. They start paying everyone in sea shells. 2. The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover. 3. When you say, "See you tomorrow," the watchman laughs uncontrollably. 4. The chairman walks by your desk and says, "Hey, Hey! Easy on t瓧?瓨